ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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