Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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