her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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