I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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