The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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