Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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