yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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