Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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