i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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