It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's shark week go big or go home
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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