i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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