You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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