what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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