just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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