Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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