Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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