I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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