Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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