I have demons in me.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
