So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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