Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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