lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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