Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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