Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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