to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just invented taco cereal.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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