She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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