Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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