What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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