Christians are straight up FREAKS
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
