I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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