I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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