She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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