none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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