just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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