It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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