He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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