Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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