i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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