im drinking this country out of the recession.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
