The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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