I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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