Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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