I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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