Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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