vagina is talking i cant
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
