i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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