i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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