just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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