I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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