You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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