i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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