3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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